humor: contains graphic language and Madonna
Bart Bartlett (bart@informix.com)
Thu, 13 Jun 1996 16:30:22 -0700
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>It is from funny, yes not?
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>The following excerpts are from an interview with Madonna by a Hungarian
>newspaper (Blikk) translated into Hungarian and then back into English.
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>Blikk: Madonna, Budapest says hello with arms that are spread-eagled. Did
>you have a visit here that was agreeable? Are you in good odor? You are
>the biggest fan of our young people who hear your musical productions and
>like to move their bodies in response.
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>Madonna: Thank you for saying these compliments [holds up hands]. Please
>stop with taking sensationalist photographs until I have removed my
>garments for all to see [laughs]. This is a joke I have made.
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>Blikk: Madonna, let's cut toward the hunt: Are you a bold hussy-woman
>that feasts on men who are tops?
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>Madonna: Yes, yes, this is certainly something that brings to the surface
>my longings. In America it is not considered to be mentally ill when a
>woman advances on her prey in a discotheque setting with hardy cocktails
>present. And there is a more normal attitude toward leather play-toys
>that also makes my day.
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>Blikk: Is this how you met Carlos, your love-servant who is reputed?
>Did you know he was heaven-sent right off the stick? Or were you dating
>many other people in your bed at the same time?
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>Madonna: No, he was the only one I was dating in my bed then, so it is a
>scientific fact that the baby was made in my womb using him. But as
>regards these questions, enough! I am a woman and not a test-mouse!
>Carlos is an everyday person who is in the orbit of a star who is being
>muscle-trained by him, not a sex machine.
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>Blikk: O.K., here's a question from left space: What was your book Slut
>about?
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>Madonna: It was called Sex, my book.
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>Blikk: Not in Hungary. Here it was called Slut. How did it come to
>publish? Were you lovemaking with a man-about-town printer? Do you prefer
>making suggestive literature to fast-selling CDs?
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>Madonna: These are different facets to my career highway.
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>Blikk: Thank you for your candid chitchat.
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>Madonna: No problem, friend who is a girl.
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