[HUMOR] airport security

Mark Q. Maxham (max@research.apple.com)
Wed, 04 Sep 1996 09:42:07 -0700

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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"

He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."

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