>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 03:01:30 +0000
>Subject: Merry Christmas Mac Users!
>
>On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 4 sectors bad
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 5 eighty six
> 4 sectors bad
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 6 ints conflictin'
> 5 eighty six
> 4 sectors bad
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 7 files missin'
> 6 ints conflictin'
> 5 eighty six
> 4 sectors bad
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 8 Megs overflowin'
> 7 files missin'
> 6 ints conflictin'
> 5 eighty six
> 4 sectors bad
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 9 apps a crashin'
> 8 Megs overflowin'
> 7 files missin'
> 6 ints conflictin'
> 5 eighty six
> 4 sectors bad
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 10 modes not supported
> 9 apps a crashin'
> 8 Megs overflowin'
> 7 files missin'
> 6 ints conflictin'
> 5 eighty six
> 4 sectors bad
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 11 instructions faulty
> 10 modes not supported
> 9 apps a crashin'
> 8 Megs overflowin'
> 7 files missin'
> 6 ints conflictin'
> 5 eighty six
> 4 sectors bad
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> 12 sound cards silent
> 11 instructions faulty
> 10 modes not supported
> 9 apps a crashin'
> 8 Megs overflowin'
> 7 files missin'
> 6 ints conflictin'
> 5 eighty six
> 4 sectors bad
> 3 ports not responding
> 2 GPFs
> and Windows 95 for my PC
>
> <FIN>
>
> And now, the long awaited folow-up:
>
> On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
> A Macintosh instead of a PC
>
> On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to...hey wait a minute,
> this thing works...
>
>
Your Servant,
Kelly Kaye Terrano ( terrano@iadfw.net )