[HUMOR] Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
Mark Q. Maxham (max@interstice.com)
16 Mar 97 11:15:32 -0800
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>>Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
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>>Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
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>>Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop
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>>"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
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>>Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
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>>Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
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>>Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
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>>Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
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>>Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
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>>Damn, there go the lights again...
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>>"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
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>>Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
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>>Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration
off.
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>>What's this doing here?
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>>I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
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>>That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
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>>I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
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>>Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
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>>Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
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>>What do mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
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>>Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
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>>And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the
ape.
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>>OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of
nature.
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>>This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
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>>Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
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>>Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
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>>What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
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>>She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
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>>Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
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>>FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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