[HUMOR] Dumb Quotes or Profound Wisdom?

Gordon Garb (ggarb@worldnet.att.net)
06 Mar 97 10:43:35 -0800

> *** DUMB QUOTES TO SOME -- PROFOUND WISDOM FOR OTHERS *****
>
> **A closed mouth gathers no feet.
>
> ** A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
>
> ** A penny saved is ridiculous.
>
> ** A penny saved is just another damn thing for the cat to knock off
> of the dresser.
>
> ** All that glitters has a high refractive index.
>
> ** Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
>
> ** Anarchy is better than no government at all.
>
> ** Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
>
> ** Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
>
> ** Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
>
> ** Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
>
> ** Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
>
> ** Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.
>
> ** Entropy isn't what it used to be.
>
> ** Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to
reality.
>
> ** God did not create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter
> on the 6th.
>
> ** Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
>
> ** Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
>
> ** Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
>
> ** History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
>
> ** It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
>
> ** It works better if you plug it in.
>
> ** It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
>
> ** Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the
> better lawyer.
>
> ** Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
>
> ** Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
>
> ** Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
>
> ** Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
>
> ** The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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